World Cup and it's stupid ball

I'm a 21 year old Mexican girl. I don't fall into the category of your typical Mexican, I HATE sour cream, cheese, and most of all I loath soccer. It's the dumbest sport ever, I think I hate it for many reasons besides it's stupidity.

Reasons why:

1. Everyone thinks Mexicans love soccer, don't be another stereotype.
2. Soccer moms suck.
3. You can't use your hands.
4. Too much running
5. People only like it when the World Cup is on, other than that it's nothing but a high school sport played by white girls.
6. If soccer was so "good" of a sport, why doesn't anyone go see it? Because they don't.
7. Mexicans aren't even good at soccer, Europeans are. So shut up.

Don't get me wrong, not everything about this sport is retarded. Here are two very good reasons as too why it's okay:

1. David Beckham.
2. Cristiano Ronaldo's body (also the only plus side to Portugal).

As you can see, I not only looked at the bad, but also the good to it as well.

The reactions when I express my feelings towards soccer are ones of horror and astonishment, yet bewildered at the fact that this Mexican would say or even think such a thing. Especially when it comes to fellow Mexicans, they would only say I'm a "pendeja white washed puta". Well guess what, I am. I wouldn't say white washed, but you can say I'm Americanized. I wouldn't blame being raised in the U.S for my "white washed" ways, much rather my lack of interest in wanting to fit in with every other Mexican. My parents are the epitome of "beaners", yet they hate soccer as much as I do. So should I blame them for my "white washed" ways? No, I thank them.

So go fuck yourself soccer, and any bandwagon fan during the world cup.